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continuously aspiring to be as swaggy as red from orange is the new black

cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

this is extremely accurate 

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time